Why FlyLady doesn’t like yard sales…
I’ve never been a big fan of yard sales. Having them, that is. I’m way too big a fan of frequenting them, which is ultimately why the need to have one developed in the first place. The prospect of a sunny Saturday… two daughters eager for cash… the annual neighborhood extravaganza… seems like a recipe for success, right?

Wrong! For a variety of reasons, we only began preparing for our event at about 10:00 pm on Friday night. First big mistake. Box after box tumbled down from the attic. We discovered that my bargain hunting of recent weeks was for naught… a complete wardrobe for preschool girls still existed, stashed in the deep recesses of the attic. We began diligently sorting box after box after largely mislabeled box of clothing ranging from newborn through size six and some even larger. Three large bags were filled with stained, torn clothing that I can’t begin to understand why we stored to begin with. We discovered elastic-waisted pants do not fare well in attic heat.
Ultimately (somewhere around 1:00 am) we were left with 14 rubbermaid totes of neatly sorted, clean clothing ready for sale at a bargain price of just .25 a piece. We added some toys, a couple of used bikes, and some baby equipment to the mix, and at just past 6:30 am, began loading everything onto the front lawn. The girls set up their table, complete with homemade brownies and cookies, and cold sodas for hungry, thirsty shoppers. We were all set!
Five hours later, we had brought in a whopping $16 — $5 for my son’s old bike, and the majority of the rest from brownie & soda sales. 13 3/4 Rubbermaid totes of clothing remained. I’m trying to look on the bright side — that’ll be quite a tax deduction when I finally make it to the Crisis Pregnancy Center & Goodwill, and at least it’s not in my attic anymore, right? But I missed my son’s baseball game, one side of my nose is sunburned, and I don’t REALLY think this was the best use of a Saturday morning when I could have just donated the stuff to begin with. Lesson learned.





